CATS & GLOBAL BIRTH RISE

In 2014 Pope Francis delivered a warning to couples: replacing children with cats and dogs leads to an “old age in solitude, with the bitterness of loneliness." [1]

" Europe needs many more babies to avert a population disaster” [2]

from the Guardian

With a global decline in fertility rates, the impact of favouring pets rather than having babies further affects the fall in births.

A group of pro-family supporters take the Pope's word as their mission and aim to promote a rise in births. They target young couples who own cats, as research shows these couples are likely to marry, stay together for longer and create a nurturing home.

By creating systems to highjack cat behaviour, as seen in the documentation below, they spread fertility enhancers to boost the production of children.


How to spot if your cat has been hacked:

Yellow stains around nose and neck area.

Musty smell- usually similar to catnip.

Powder residue on fur. Do not touch - this may have hormone and behaviour influencing affects.

Strange forms appearing in your neighbourhood
that attract cats.


Further readings


Pope Francis: not having children is selfish

Couples who get a kitten before a baby "more likely to last"

Pope Francis Urges Couples to Raise Kids, Not Cats and Dogs

Actually, Your Cat Thinks You Are a Giant Cat

Can pets sense illness?


References

[1]Rhodan, M. 2nd June 2014. Pope Francis Urges Couples to Raise Kids, Not Cats and Dog. Available at: http://time.com/2814527/pope-francis-dogs-cats-pets/ [February 2015]

[2] Kassam. A, et al. 2014. Europe needs many more babies to avert a population disaster. Available at: http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/aug/23/baby-crisis-europe-brink-depopulation-disaster. [August 2015 ]

 

CATS

GLOBAL

BIRTH

LONELY

LOVE

NON-HUMAN

LISTEN

DEATH

SONIC